Share 'The Pharmaceutical Quackery Oath'

I swear under penalty of perjury to the Supreme Provider and to the National Practitioner Data Bank, and all other existing databases, to keep the following oath: That I will be loyal to the profession of medicine by never healing anyone, ...but instead will give only allopathic band-aids that cover up symptoms; That I will care for my patients only as deemed medically necessary by the patien…